Docchi mo Maid

This is so, so, so!!!!! bad that my eyes bled but I also am really sad there isn't and episode 2 and an episode 3 and an episode 4.... this is the kind of thing that is so horrible that you can only score it as a masterpiece! BrachiaHealer8 already reviewed it in the best way possible. I watched it once and then rewatched it for the ehm..details..and then again for the screenshots. I really hope that the other shows by the same studio are available somewhere on the internet. Please, don't pass by! Spread the love! All hail studio Ishikawa Pro, all hail trash masterpieces.

This is anime is so bad you'll absolutely love it. It has no story to offer, no beautiful art , no interesting characters. It's so horribly bad it's awesome. It's just something you need to watch with your friends. I recommend to search it on youtube and watch the one with English subs. It makes the show so much more awesome! If you want to watch it for the ecchi, like mentioned above, you shouldn't try to watch it, the same for the people who want content. You will not get any backstory at all, no introduction, the fighting is nice. Go otter!

This anime is the only thing that has made me laugh in the past 6 months. It looks like it was made by a horny lesbian on DeviantArt who is also 8. I love it. You can find the English sub for free on Youtube, and I highly recommend that you do. You will be smacked in the face by how bad it is, and that is a good thing. It will make you strong. There is definitely some culture out there where watching this is part of a ritual to become a man. If you complete this episode, congrats, you are one of the elites. There is a special place for you in Heaven when you die. Also, if you want to make it extra fun, make it a drinking game where you drink every time you feel the need to loudly exclaim how bad it is. This happens more than is reasonable, as when you turn it on you will be compelled by unseen dark forces. Go forth warily.

This is purely in response to "certain people" claiming this anime doesn't exist; this anime DOES exists, just look for it using one of it's Synonyms It's pretty crappy tho, and it's not gotten english subs yet (to my knowledge) so I couldn't follow what was happening at all, the art was pretty crappy and they didn't make up for it with at least animating the shitty art smootly, it just looked awful. There was a kaiju tho, and it does a thing, so if you're one of those guys that likes those you should, like, skip through the show till you see it and then close your tab in disappointment and mark this as dropped, 0 eps watched, and give it somewhere between 1-5/10 depending on how how you like to rate stuff. I came to this show expecting some good lesbian ecchi, but the pg13 rating should have told me everything I needed to know; the ecchi is barely there and it's not that good.

This is a spoiler free (as much as I could) review of Docchi mo Maid and my first ever review, so please keep that in mind... Story - 2 The Story was terrible and made no sense. The main characters are 2 girls that fight monsters dressed as maids to save the world from humanity and pollution... In the show, we see them fight a pervert monster that assaults women and, once its true identity is revealed, everyone suddenly starts to have pity for it and to want to save it, despite what it just did, because it's cute and a little girl is crying. That 180 made no sense and, since it's the only actual thing to happen in the anime, it made it lose quite a few points in the story department. Art - 2 What is there to say that would be positive about the art... The animation looks so stiff and the art is inconsistent in the best of cases, with the line-work being particularly bad and almost looking random. Still it wouldn't be a 2 if it wasn't for the crowd we see halfway through the episode. It looks so bad I think even I could realistically reproduce in Paint and, at one point, to give the impression was bigger than it was they showed the exact same ugly picture with a shirtless guy for reasons I couldn't explain twice in a row. Sound - 3 The sounds are taken from a royalty free sounds library at best and downright awful at worst. The quality of the recording of the main characters voices wasn't too bad, but once again, it's the crowd that shines in how bad it is, sounding like it was recorded with a broken laptop microphone. The only reason this doesn't get a 1 too is because the OP wasn't too bad Characters - 4 The best part about the show, but even that's bad. The 2 main girls are literally pervert girls that always look like they are doing something dirty and are apparently OP from the one ''action'' scene in the show, that's it. Then there is a blue sphere that is supposed to represent the Earth I think and is apparently a guy, nothing to note here. Finally, there is the crowd, that GOD AWFUL crowd... Honestly, I feel like it was added in a few hours before the deadline and the anime would probably be more bearable without it. The characters were all boring and oversexualized for the sake of it, but I guess there was nothing TOO awful here and the chara. design for the main girls DID accomplish its purpose Enjoyment - 2 Let's be straightforward, my enjoyment would have been non-existent if it went on for any longer then it did, but it only lasted 15 minutes and zombie_pegasus' subs on Youtube were pretty funny, so I will give it a 2. Overall - 2 I have no clue why this exist, but it does. There is nothing great about it and it's one of the few titles I have a hard time finding ANY kind of redeeming quality for. I guess some could find the humor funny, but it wasn't for me. Was I not trying to watch every Shoujo Ai, I would have skipped on this one

As I was going through my horrifically long Plan To Watch list, I stumbled upon this 13 minute OVA with a low MAL score. I figured, "Hey, it's 1:00 am, and I have school tomorrow and I can't stay up too late but I still want to watch something, this is perfect!" And perfect it indeed was, because I have unearthed this wonderful, shit-stained diamond! Review: Story/Plot/Writing: It doesn't even have a story, nor is there an overarching plot or end-goal, really. This feels like a pilot episode more than anything, since it just presents the viewers with a simple premise followed by next to no narrative substance whatsoever. Apparently, these maids are androids from outer space or something, and they serve a random 12 year old girl who's in middle school and they protect the city from monsters, and that's all we know about them. I'll let the narrative part slide since this doesn't try to be a story and goes nowhere. Characters: As shallow as the story, which just so happens to be as deep as a a hole in concrete made using a plastic spoon. You won't get anything from these characters or the story. Art/Animation: The art looks very shitty, I bet I could make something better than this, and that's saying something! These look like an amateur's second attempt at drawing anime in their sketchbook with color. It's not anything horrible, but is still very bad. At least it can look cute at times! The backgrounds are also awful. The animation is actually surprisingly smooth at times, which is very nice. Sound/Music: It may have been the video player I used, and I'll use this segment to mention that the video player was at 144p so it may have affected the visual quality as well, but it's a short anime that takes very little of your time so it doesn't matter anyway. The sound quality was awful. The voice acting is good, and the music is decent, but the video player, I'm assuming, made it sound like dogshit... unless I'm wrong and this is the true quality of the OVA, which I doubt it is. Overall: This is one of those anime that's so bad, it's amazing. You won't find crap like this anywhere else and that's what makes these pieces of garbage so special. There is almost no substance, but it sure is entertaining (at least to me). I get the feeling that this was satirical, so it raises my score a bit, because when you look at it from that perspective, it's a whole lot better. I would give this a 2, but due to the lack of narrative and how much I enjoyed it, I'll let it slide. 5.2/10! Rounded to 5/10 for MAL score!

Well, i had once been the only review for this anime but it was removed for i claimed it did not exist. But it appears by some miracle soon after i done so It was then finally uploaded to several sites. This anime is one of the Obscure and almost lost to time titles where some ( myself includes) drew the conclusion that it doesn't exist. But to the point, the anime is: Low quality, has not aged well, and has some pretty poor translations on the 3 different versions i seen. It actually is kind of a so bad its good and is short. We come a long way since its debut. But give it a try, i could have confused this for a newgrounds animation of old, but less funny. A thanks to the the fellow community that made it possible to be seen again. Even if its 15 mins ill never get back.

I recommend everyone watch this masterpiece. I watched this originally as a joke for AMQ but quickly I realized I was witnessing a genre-defining ONA. What I thought was going to be a young girls fanfiction of Yuri turned into an epic about friendship and kindness. Also, the fact that Izumi's face never moved a muscle throughout the entire ONA was 10/10. Wish there was more scenes with Ido and Mei, but the seal arc was engaging and taught me a lot about the cycle of violence! If there was any one thing I had to critique about this ONA it's that there wasn't more music. That Opening theme and Ending were complete earworms and had me listening on loop for a few days. If you're on the fence about "(≧▽≦) Two Lovely Maid" just trust me and give it a watch. It will change your life. (≧▽≦)/10 would save a seal monster again!

Watched this in college with a bunch of friends late at night and almost cried laughing. Assumed it would stop being funny if I ever watched it again while completely awake and not around friends. That assumption was completely incorrect - to this day it remains just as good on any given rewatch, with almost no reduction in enjoyment from the first time. It's always great finding a ridiculous, dumb thing to watch- I love looking for hidden gems amongst the trash- but this is the only time I've ever found something where quite literally every part of it manages to scratch that itch. Not a single second isn't mindbogglingly stupid, and usually in a new, different way than the last scene was, often jarringly so. The literal only thing I wish was different is that it's absolutely impossible to find in any reasonable quality. The absurdly low resolution does definitely add something to a first watch, but it would certainly be nice to find a copy someday that's a little bit better than 320p... I seriously doubt I'll ever find a masterpiece like this again, though, so I'm willing to deal with that.

This anime is called "bad to the point of being entertaining." And I'll explain why: Firstly, the anime is stupid. The anime tries to combine elements of ecchi and yuri with environmental education, action, and a little comedy, but it fails at all of them.There are few ecchi scenes, and most of my male friends who watched it said it wasn't exciting. The action and environmental education are overly contrived and inserted without context. The main idea of the episode is too trivial to explain, not to mention the poor animation and finally, the loss of the targeted audience.The anime is as ridiculous as the most trivial children's anime, and the educational content is haphazard and unrelated to the plot. At the same time, the ecchi and its associated elements feel very contrived. Now for what's fun The episode is very short The previous ideas were randomly distributed and overlapping throughout the episode, which made it enjoyable to research.Also, the moe drawing stolen from the simplest website for making OCs, and the beautiful but ridiculously out-of-context opening and ending music, are amazing. Seriously, I enjoyed this nonsense so much that I felt sad and wished it had more episodes. I wonder what the other stupid and ridiculous ideas of the writers would have been. Also, it only exists in extremely poor quality, like a pregnancy test. This made it more fun I don't know, watch it if you've shut down your brain and want to enjoy nonsense. But I generally don't recommend it because it lacks any real artistic value or even a good application of its ideas.