Bikini Warriors

Having grown up with Dragon Quest in my life, from DQ1 all the way up to the most recent entry, I can say the series has had a big impact on my gamer evolution (DQ8 is in my top 5 favorite games, was #1 until SoulsBorne entered). KonoSuba is one of my favorite comedy anime series, with jokes that never fail to land, characters that are flawed but endearing, and an animation style that just does it for me. Why do I type these two, seemingly random sentences together, making myself look like a scatterbrained fool? The moment justifies it. See, Bikini Warriors is a cool mash-up of KonoSuba and Dragon Quest...but horny. From scenes of a Dark Elf taking a frozen blast making her chesticles flap at 1000mph, to a Darkness-esque Paladin self sacrificing for masochistic pleasure in many funny scenarios, a fighter that SOMETIMES gets it done, and a Loli wizard that doesn't actually suck...but still sucks. This band of bikini clad adventurers does horny and questing right. The art is actually pretty good, the sound is....ok, and the production as a whole is as good as you can ask for with 4 minute episodes. Oh yes, 4 minutes episodes, the sticky widget here, but I think this show does just fine with 4 minutes episodes. The last episode even does a funny job of summing up the last 50hrs of a DQ game in 4 minutes. I recommend this show, BUT don't expect anything from it, not a thing. Just go into it knowing it's a boobie jiggle show and you should have a good time.

I can only give you 4 reasons to watch this. Boobs, yuri, fan service and Mage. What else would you need in an anime like. I even gave a bonus reason that is Mage, honestly, she's the only character I actually like(probably the same for other people). Even the show itself suggested that she's the favorite. Plus she's voiced by Ai Kakuma who, you might or might not remember, voicing Sento Isuzu in Amagi Brilliant Park. Apart from those, the story is non existent, the characters are pretty flat and only exist for fan service. They do look good though. If you're gonna watch it, I suggest getting the DVD or Blu-ray. That's double the enjoyment. We all know what enjoyment your look for in this kind of anime. The TV version just gonna give you blue balls.

It is only 12 episodes at 4 minutes each so not much time investment. Bikini Warriors is definitely a lot of fan service but it was not as bad as I thought it would be. The premise of Bikini Warriors is to simply poke fun at the rpg genre of games, like how you are rewarded jack shit for doing difficult task or how you may spend hours looking for a item and then can just buy it from a npc if you talked to them. Ofc it has fanservice, quite a lot of it, so this is ok if you like that kind of stuff. It's worth a watch, very short so you won't waste that much of your life.

If you are looking for a good chuckle while wanking off, give Bikini Warriors a go. Any expectations of any character development or plot after that name alone is frankly delusional. This "anime", with THAT name, is never pretending to be anything deep. There is no worldbuilding, there is no tragedy. At no point in the short run time will you think, "where is this story going" because the story isn't going anywhere, it isn't supposed to go anywhere. Aside from that, it does have amazing chemistry among its main characters. Since it's porn, let's talk about the art, characters, and voice acting. All are solid! Wish there was more variety in the characters physically. The characters themselves are their tropes turned to 11. Not a single extra braincell doing anything aside from the trope. I don't think they even have names? I forgot already lol. Both EN and JP voices are good too. The hentai is episodic, with no relations to other episodes aside from that one lesbian couple who re-occur in the final episode. They hinted at more world building and a season 2, but will it ever happen? Probably not. But I sincerely wish it does, because it's a damn good time watching it. Amazing re-watchability too. It's 4 minutes, it's porn, it's at times fucking hilarious, and surprisingly expectation subverting. Again; bored while jacking off? Have a chuckle! Watch Bikini Warriors, linger after post nut clarity for rapid-fire comedy.

Story: Bikini Warriors is about an adventurous journey of wanderers who must confront profound philosophical questions, such as where the bikini armor derives its high defensive power. Behind the ecchi facade, this series makes the viewer reflect on the difficulties of life itself. Art: The art style of the main protagonists is deliberately sexualized to lure the viewer into a trap. While the viewer might initially believe Bikini Warriors is a mindless Ecchi, they will very quickly discover that their initial assumption was... ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. Characters: The depth of the characters and their development is immense. While at the beginning they are mindless masturbation fodder, scoring points solely through their sexual appeal, as the story progresses and the characters experience one adventure after another, they remain exactly the same mindless masturbation fodder as at the beginning. Conclusion: I recommend this series to anyone who needs to unload their excess brain cells in order to move through life with less anxiety.

Look. The show is called Bikini Warriors. It's not like you didn't expect where the series is going. My main criticisms of the series are two-fold. 1) The episode length: 4 minutes isn't long enough. The show is funny, the girls are sexy, and the voice acting is done by some of Japan's top talent. You will want full length episodes. Sadly, you're stuck with shorts. 2) The series is only 12 episodes long. And... it ends on a total cliff-hanger. Would have liked to see where this goes, but sadly, doubt we ever will. With those negatives taken into account, really thought this show did exactly what it set out to do with a title like Bikini Warriors. Plenty of Lewd and Funny antics to fill an hour of your time. Recommended if you're a fan of skimpy fantasy armor in video games, and jokes that riff on common video game tropes.

Trash. Utter trash. Now, I like some boobs, some ecchi, some sexy characters. And from an ecchi anime I expect no less. But this anime managed to take such a simple concept and just throw it out the window. This anime isn't even comedic. It's not funny. There's nothing funny or interesting or laughable about this. The only thing this anime has going for it is huge boobs and that's just outright pathetic. There are plenty better ecchi animes out there that actually are comedic and enjoyable to watch. This anime is only 12 episodes long but my God it couldn't end quick enough. Don't waste your time with this. Because the only thing comedic about this anime is how much it utterly failed.

Sorry for my bad english it's not my native language. I made appreciation for all, included special and oav. Please be comprehensive, this is my first review so far. ( I'm so lazy about it usually :3 ) Very good parodie especially of the very well known RPG-games Dragon Quest. I really laugh at some moments; the ending, the logo, and many events can be relate at this series. I recommend for those who played game like this, even if they don't know very well that game in particular. You will be take this short anime at 2nd degree, because some ppl can be hurt at some moments. As the matter of fact, even for me, who not disturbed by surdimensionned boobs, I could understand that some people would find this insignificant; it would be a 10 if some moments, especially in last episode, some fan service were a little softer. Take one hour approximately to see overall, for those who want to laugh about it, others could skip if they don't want waste time. Funny but not memorable.

Rate of 5 (average) English Dubbed Anime was very tantalizing. All allure but no prize. Perhaps, it is due to modern era of mass production in the 'area'. Aside from the ecchi standpoint this was a good comedy if you are not offended by most stereotypical anti-feminist remarks. Such as equal pay or vanity. Lastly, plot was subjective. The basic gist was carried over but its pace was rather rapid in progression. I understand they were short shows but if in one episode i am dead and the start of the next i am fighting at your side is a bit off putting. In short if you don't care for plot and you want beauty have at it.

Bikini Warrior is a silly 4 minutes, 12 episodes, anime. It stars 4 foolish and incompetent heroines. A mage, a fighter, a paladin, and a dark elf. Their armor consist of bikinis and sometimes nothing at all. They get themselves into sticky situations due to their own stupidity. And sometimes inadvertently become seen more as villainesses than heroes by the town folk. Unlike the Bikini Warrior OVA this does not show nipples. It does have lewdness nonetheless. But not showing full breasts is a disservice for an anime like this. It really holds it back from its true potential. Overall the OVA is funnier and has better ecchi.

Don't let the 1 out of 10 deceive you, this show is awesome and worth watching and does exactly what it's trying to do, it's just that what it's trying to do is be extremely trashy and I'm too ashamed of myself to give it the 10 out of 10 it really deserves. I mean we've got a camera that can't stay off the T&A, cartoonishly stupid characters that are paper thin (in their writing, not their bodies obviously), and constant offensive jokes about the holy woman wanting nothing more than to sell her body for money. The morally reprehensible jokes are really what make it complete and push it all the way down to the perfect 1/10 show that it is, and make it truly live up to the name that is Bikini Warriors. Watch this, because you're probably going to watch 100 things on this site that would make your mother or future spouse cry, so you might as well take the 48 minutes to watch something that'll make them laugh at you too.

The people rating this poorly are the same morons who watch porn for the "plot." You know exactly what the fuck this shit is and why you clicked on it. Pretentious dickheads. To satisfy the stupid MAL bullet points in order to post unique story? not really art style fits? yes well rounded characters? come on bro it's 4mins an ep characters react to situations in a realistc way? lmfao hell no this is anime others will enjoy? sure, you know what this is and why you sought it out Still won't let me post so here's some good ol copy n paste The people rating this poorly are the same morons who watch porn for the "plot." You know exactly what the fuck this shit is and why you clicked on it. Pretentious dickheads. To satisfy the stupid MAL bullet points in order to post unique story? not really art style fits? yes well rounded characters? come on bro it's 4mins an ep characters react to situations in a realistc way? lmfao hell no this is anime others will enjoy? sure, you know what this is and why you sought it out

"Bikini Warriors", the 2015 anime, is a series consisting of 12 episodes, each being only 4 minutes long. Despite the brief runtime, each episode is well-structured to deliver a mix of story, humor, and the promised bikini shots without going too overboard. The humor in the show stems from exaggerated situations that parody typical genre tropes, including the very obvious nudity. Visually, the show extremely benefits from its short episodes, featuring beautiful animation with vibrant colors. The character designs are deliberately over-the-top to emphasize the comedic tone. Even with a limited amount of time, the settings and enemies are well-designed and executed, enhancing the show's overall appeal. "Bikini Warriors" is unabashed in its approach, clearly not aimed at all audiences. Those who are prude and uncomfortable with its themes will find it repetitive and unsettling. While the lack of a deep plot might be disappointing to some, it serves the show's purpose of satirizing the genre. Overall, "Bikini Warriors" is a light-hearted and humorous take on fantasy shows. It is intended for a specific audience that understands the show's use of female characters is meant to make a statement rather than to sexually objectify. TLDR; it's a parody comedy, get over yourself!

Bikini Warriors is a short-form parody of RPG games featuring a party of scantily clad adventurers. As such, it shows all the scenes you would expect from such a set-up. Bikini Warriors combines comedy with lewdness in a reasonably satisfying manner. Let’s talk about the “story” first. There is, in fact, some semblance of a story to follow but it is disjointed. There are gaps in between episodes that you will have to fill in for yourself and episodes often end on a cliffhanger, That said, the plot is simple and the pace is quick. Something is going on at all times and it kept me engaged enough. While the story is barebones, it will still be completely familiar to most viewers because Bikini Warriors is in fact nothing other than satire. It is a parody of (J)RPG tropes and both the plot and resulting humor all come from that starting premise. The happenings themselves are often remarked upon by the characters, where they call out the absurdness of certain RPG tropes. In any case, it should be entertaining for any player of RPGs. The scenes are deliberately typical and will probably at least warrant a good chuckle here and there. Speaking of the characters, they don’t even have names. And that still works surprisingly well because they are referred to by their class/role in the party. While the characters are shallow, their interactions are on point enough to be considered funny. The voice acting in particular really elevated the characters and made them stand out a bit from their flat, archetypical personalities. I do feel the VAs did their best and it shows. Apart from the humor, there is the “Bikini” part of this anime. And it certainly delivers on that front. There are plenty of boob and ass shots as well as various compromising situations the party members find themselves in. The animation is somewhat stilted at times, but the art itself is pretty good. I’m not sure how else to comment on the lewd aspects other than that they are an interesting counterpoint to the RPG parody-based humor. In a sense, it is integral to the appeal of Bikini Warriors. Oh, and the censoring is usually very well done, especially when compared to other ecchi series. It is much more satisfying and done in an intelligent manner most of the time, such as with well-placed objects and foregrounds. All in all, my advice would be to sit back, relax and try not to take Bikini Warriors too seriously. You can watch the entire series and the OVA “sequels” in about an hour and a half, probably less. Enjoy the experience for what it is. I certainly did. Bikini Warriors is not a masterpiece, but it knows what it wants to achieve. I would not go so far as to recommend it solely for its lewdness, yet even that part is better than some actual hentai series out there.

If I had to choose two genres to describe this anime, it would be comedy and ecchi. It definitely makes fun of the whole “Let’s make a female character wear a bikini instead of armor because it’s hot and doesn’t need to make sense” trope. The plot was simple, so it was very easy to watch. The characters were all unique and loveable though! They’re cute and air-headed, but not obnoxious and annoying. The girls would go on typical fantasy adventures, slaying dragons and finding new members. And it would go wrong, every time . But they have boobs! It has perfect balance to make a funny series. As an ecchi hater, I truly enjoyed this show and had a few laughs.

Its comedy fan service in 4-minute shorts. Some are ok most are just kind of dumb. It could be a funny idea had it been flushed out more and some better writing, Its like a very Basic Video game logic anime but tries to be goofy and funny. I chuckled a couple times but most of it was kind of meh. There really isnt much to go over in this since its just short 4 minute sketches almost. Its basically a funny premise or trying to eb a funny premise with soem fan service and comedy that mostly falls flat. Animations ok and art style is good. Would have been better if they tried to flush it out more and maybe just did 4-12 at the most episodes at 22 minutes with some better comedy

This show is a hentai with no hentai. It has the same plot, humor, and bland characters that a hentai would have. The difference between this show and a hentai is that a hentai has sex scenes and graphic nudity. This show has neither. All this show has is mediocre fanservice. The only thing this show has going for it is how short the episodes are. If they were longer than four minutes I would have not been able to sit through this show. I am not sure what this show was trying to accomplish. It doesn't tell a good story, it has the bare minimum of character development, and the art and sound are simple mediocre.

Haiku review: Take “Konosuba,” make it mostly fan service: “Bikini Warriors!” Longer version (though the haiku has it pretty well covered): First, there were RPGs. Then there were anime about RPGs. Then there was “Konosuba,” which parodied anime about RPGs. Finally came “Bikini Warriors,” which parodies all of it by wrapping it in a thick veil of fan service. But it’s not especially good fan service. Throughout the entire series of 12 five-minute episodes there’s nary a panty wrinkle or nipple bump. You’ll not find high-quality fan service here, just the stuff aimed at 14-year-old boys, the stuff you’d find in more or less any shounen series. There are tentacle monsters and tongue torture, here and there is some brief and enthusiastic yuri action, but again, it’s pretty mild by the standards of anime. Ah but the plot! There isn’t one to speak of. Four nearly naked girls go on a quest. It’s largely episodic, which is to say that something that happens in a given one-joke episode doesn’t necessarily carry over to the next. Episodes end at more or less cliffhangers but are then never mentioned again. (Maybe this is a fiendishly clever parody of seasonal anime after all?) The girls fit the appropriate RPG roles. It’s short. You can watch the whole series in an hour, less if you skip the 35-seconds of closing music. You might like it. Or it might make you want to throw yourself in front of a slow-moving tractor that you think is a truck.