Abunai Sisters: Koko & Mika

This is a sore. Not like an eyesore, but a sore that is physically on my body after watching this. I cannot describe the pain from enduring this anime. I've seen so many bad, bad shows, anime or no, but THIS, THIS TAKES THE CAKE. If I could take this entire day back, I probably would. This destroyed half my soul, I feel violated, and all my human rights have been stolen away. On top of all this, Production I.G., known for their work on Attack on Titan, made this. Now again for the people in the back, PRODUCTION I.G., KNOWN FOR THEIR WORK ON ATTACK ON TITAN, MADE THIS. Who allowed this hell spawn to defile all things good and holy..? Who birthed this demon into this dimension so that I may lay my eyes upon this disgusting excuse of a show..? Watching this show is hell. Not just fire and brimstone hell, oh no, this is super mega hell. The only ones that must endure this pain are those who commit one of the ultimate sins, because GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE. Is this for children? No grown adult could ever be entertained by something like this, but the last episode has nipple bullets. WHAT DEMOGRAPHIC WAS THIS AIMED AT? Overall, I'd not reccomend this anime unless you enjoy enduring pain.

The plot points were generally upfront and obvious, like the joke I just made. I'd try to be more sarcastic but this was pretty crap; it doesn't warrant the effort. Everything was bad. Art, animation, character development, etc. It was just all around bad. It even lacks the "So Bad It's Good" vibe. Apparently this review is too short so I'll stretch it out a bit. The lip syncing was completely off. The character designs were pretty ridiculous. The one positive is the part were one of them uses a special butt attack probably inspired Keijo!!!! somehow, maybe. Also, the volleyball probably inspired Haikyu!, possibly. I would recommend watching it because at least then you can say "Hey I watched Abunai Sisters" and be one of the unfortunate bastards, like so many others, who took the punt and were punished accordingly. Like a badge of shamefaced honour.

Abunai Sisters is like Disney made their next movie inspired by Paris Hilton's or Kim Kardashian's lives. Not kidding, this anime is based on two japanese sisters who are famous because...Well, is that kind of celebrities, that didn't sing, act or even are models, they're just famous. Okay, let me be honest, i despise thta kind of people, that are famous only for the gossip, and how they make the rest of the humanity waste their attention with them. So, with a premise like that, we got two sisters who are vain, shallow and self-absorbed. They give us a good reason to root for them? The answer is no, absolutely. There's a MacGuffin, the Boobie Stone (the screenwriter wasn't very creative, let's be honest) that granted them beauty to be famous, and an old hag that looks like the one from Spirited Away, want to steal it. The show's "plot", if we can call it that, is the hag's attempts to steal it and fail, over and over. Exactly the same in ten episodes, three minutes each one. At least it's short. The voices are annoying and high-pitched, and the dialogue is force and stereotypical, with the characters saying lines that no one in the real world will deliver, and without any sense of subtelety. The two MCs talk constantly about how hard is to be a celebrity, and how fabulous they are. Someone could defend thissaying is a satire, but this dialogue is played straight, you don't see any intention to criticize that style of life. The villains are simply ridiculous, without any grace. They're not funny, despite they constantly fail to have a competent plan, always being so obvious it's frustrating. But don't worry, because our two "heroines" are so stupid that they need their boobies to start jiggling to realise it's a tramp. Yeah, you read it right, their boobies works as alarms that jiggles when the plot thinks it's convenient to sense danger, despite the audience already know it. This is one of the laziest plot conveniences i've ever seen in my life. Now it's time to everyone's favourite part to citice about this show. I think i won't say anything new if i told that the CGI animation is awful, and the character desings, atrocious. Everyoen has complained about the protagonists breasts' sizes, but i think the main villain's assistant won the prize to the worst designed character. The worst part? This was animated by Production I.G., that normally eve their worst titles, like Guilty Crown, has outstanding animation. I doesn't surprise me this is considered one of the worst anime ever made. A deserved title, without any doubt.

i literally feel so sorry for myself, why did i watch this, why ? my eyes have seen a lot of shit , but they have never been in this much pain before when i finished this self proclaimed """""""anime""""" i left thinking that i need to do some better things with my life this is the first anime review i have ever wrote, because tbh i am not that critical about anime and dont like to over analyze you know i could have written a review about some of the amazing series i watched , like clannad, anohana, monogatari , or key stuff in general but no, i chose to write a review of this, because i honestly feel like i need to dont watch this anime, just dont, i have read mai-chan's daily life, and it wasnt able to make as disgusted and as disaroused as much as this show was able to i have no words to be able to describe why, and how , this show is so fucking terrible. because those words wont suffice the only accurate description i have of this show is self-harm and volunteering for torture, and i just hope the ounce of humanity that exists in you will be able to convince you to stay away from this show i feel like a 0/10 is still too good for this show, but its the lowest ranking possible i can give

In the new 2020s, watching this show feels much more different than watching it last decade. I mean, it's still terrible, that's for sure. The comedy is unfunny, the characters have no personality at all, there's like 3 backgrounds max... Overall it truly could be called one of the few 0/10 shows out there. But still... With the rise of AI slop invading our media, specially on TikTok and things like that, I think it's nice for a change to watch some Human Slop from time to time. The comedy may be horrendous, yes, but at least there's clearly a human behind that with an "artistic intention" (yes, I'm calling this excuse of an anime "art"). The animation is the most ugly it could have been but it was created by an actual character designer, even if their quality is... well. Will I still give this a bad rating? Yes, of course, it does not deserve any higher than a 1. But it still made me nostalgic for those times were what trashy artists chose to do is create bad art themselves, instead of relying on a computer to generate everything for them. Human Slop will always we better than AI Slop, no question.

At the very least, the show is fun, and I certainly had a blast watching it, if nothing else. The whole thing comes to just under half an hour, so it's easy to watch it all in one sitting. The art is a little...yikes, to say the least. Needless to say, I didn't care for the terrible CGI models or the weird, N64 era bare-bones backgrounds. There are ten episodes, but every one takes place in the same 2-3 locations and 99% of them are either the sister's mansion or the beach immediately next to their mansion, which gets real repetitive real fast. Also, there's an episode where one of the villains dresses up and speaks like a racist Chinese caricature, which came out of such a left field it that it soured my impression of the show even more. Actually, "souring" is a perfect metaphor for this thing; the more you let it sit and fester, the worse it gets.

This is the ugliest 'Anime' or even animation I've ever seen. It's cursed with a thousand curses to burn my eyes out of their sockets. Sound isn't that great either, showing the flaws of the show in it's entire. I hate this show with a passion and would not wish this upon my worst enemies let alone people I've met. With no real story to tell it repeatably makes the same mistakes over and over again. Don't watch this, except to experience it's depravity and cynical nature Brought upon the world by its creators, like a Frankenstein monster come to life. The 3D elements were never convincing, except to convince me that this show is pure garbage. If time and effort went into this, I'm sorry it did not pay off in the least, it's really a poor, if not pathetic effort by whomever made this, who know what went on. This shouldn't exist but it's something to talk about I guess. Very bad.

Is there a god? Are we alone in the universe? What awaits us after death? These questions have plagued mankind for centuries. Ever since we developed the both blessing and curse of sentience we have been curious, itching for an answer to atleast one of these. If only it could come so easily. Now as a rather controversial author put it: "The Industrial Revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race" And after centuries of development, the fateful date of January 15th 2009 really shows the truth of this statement. Abunai Sisters clocks in at about half an hour with all the episodes being exactly three minutes and two seconds. The line between "so bad it's good" and "i question mortality because of this media" is blurred the most it has ever been. Several times i found myself wishing death upon the two protagonist. They are essentially the same character with some minor conflicting opinions (whether or not they should go skinny-dipping or what overpriced chinese restaurant they should order from) Really, there is not much to say about this. It was made to be bad, yes. And it is certainly an achievement in that front although it pales in comparascent to other media (believe me, i watched Sausage Party) The show just comes off as a copy of Panty & Stocking except with two extremely unlikeable protagonists. You might think it is good to watch with the mates and so did i. And i would say it is entertaining in it's own way... For the first two episodes. Throughout most of the first episode my sister and i laughed because the anime really hit that 21st century humour archetype. Albeit 100% unintentionally. If i ever get near-black-out drunk, i know what i will be putting on the TV first, that's for sure. To anyone planning to watch this i'd say, go ahead. If you really want to open this pandora's box, why not. Because there always is that small bit of hope at the bottom and in this case it is that all other pains in your life will seem meaningless. I can't say for certain you will become a transcendant being of pure enlightenment but who knows?

ok this anime sucked major ass but like at least to me it was so bad it was so funny? the animation looked like a crappy orginal xbox game cutscene or something. the voices reminded me of the squirrel soldiers from conkers bad fur day/live and reloaded. like the voices were all high pitched for no reason,maybe for comedic effect or something since these are labelled as short gags the story and charcters honestly felt more like a parody id find on newgrounds or something and i love that???? legit i feel like id find this series on newgrounds back in 2008 late at night and be like "what is dis" then id watch it and be even more confused i dunno it could just be i watched this while horribly sick but i thought it was funny maybe something to watch with friends to make fun of. seriously get a bunch of friends on discord and do a watch party if your bored and wanna watch somethig super stupid

This anime is one of the worst-rated anime on MyAnimeList for a reason. It has appalling graphics and a horrible storyline. Story: 1/10 Art: 1/10 Was this made by a 3-year-old? Sound: 1/10 The soundtrack was just there it wasn't unfitting or anything. However, the voice acting was horrid and I don't think anyone could find enjoyment in listening to their awful squeaky voices. Enjoyment: 1/10 It wasn't even so bad that I could laugh about it, it was just really really bad... Overall: 1/10 It was literal trash. Don't watch it unless you want a mentally scarring memory. It's legitimately an eyerape. don't waste your time on this shit. There's so many better anime. I don't understand why this was made. I don't think this even has a group that would watch this. Maybe they were going for a fanservice show but honestly, it was just legitimately disgusting and I think the people who gave it a 10/10 are either sick or making a joke.

This is the lowest rated anime i can find and let me tell you, THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF SHIT. I don’t understand what the creators where thinking. First of all their boobs have like some special power because of a gem and that made me feel wired af. Second, the villains where the worst villains i have ever seen. The artstyle makes it look like it was drawn by a 6 year old. Some of the voice acting doesn’t even match with the characters. This crap is as bad as a 5 year olds shit being drawn across a wall with the shit he used being as bad as the sound.

i wondered if Alvin and the Chipmunks went on after a long-handedly life with Dave, i think they went on cross-dressing to voice a character in this show but if this was an endearing voice acting that is really proud of being abysmal While it's not even trying to do her own premise and while looking at this hideous Bratz dolls on steroids. You can easily tell it's a eight-car pileup because most of the time they couldn't bothered to animate different than... "characters about to pass gas in the Dubai mall" WHAT... WHAT EVEN IS THAT SHIT?, it's hard to imagine that this was made by the same company who did Attack On Titan..

Just like... How... how was this even greenlit? the story is horrible! the art (if you can call it that) is laughable! all the characters are really annoying! I've already dropped one other anime so I tried my best to not drop this and I succeeded I watched every single episode of this crap. i'd have a better time staring t the wall waiting for the paint to dry while brushing my eyes with acid WHILE listening to people scratching chalkboards AND scratching a plate with a fork.1/10 it's nowhere near the WORST anime of all time (in my opinion) but it's pretty close. it's absolutely horrible!

The masterpiece that is Abunai sisters took the world by storm when it was first aired. It easily overtakes the likes of Attack On Titan, Full Metal Alchemist, and Naruto. Now, allow me to have the honor of relaying the holiness that is this 'anime'. Story: 10/10 The story is about two sisters, named Koko and Mika who are spies. Animation: 10/10 The animation was truly special. Each motion was fluid and one could tell that blood, sweat, and tears were put into making each episode Art: 10/10 Our main characters are so hot that my dog was practically on fire after seeing a single episode. The faces are drawn with expert proportions and the boobies were well...boobies. The sleek hips and waist of best girl Koko made me gay and horny. Not to mention, the sheer picturesque detail of the backgrounds. It totally doesn't look like Spongebob on heroin. Totally doesn't. Since it would take too long to write about the other aspects, I will just say they are an overall 10/10. Lastly, Enjoyment:-6969696969/10 I'm begging you not to watch this digusting abomination. I'd rather rewatch Boku no pico for 16 hours straight than even think about watching a single episode of this garbage ever again. I have quite literally lost 90% of my braincells watching this. If I could, I would give this a negative rating.

Oh boy. What do one say about a masterpiece such as this? This started with wanting to find the lowest rating thing on MAL that wasn't just one episode and I came across this whatever you want to call it. But this was far worse than anything I could muster to imagine even with that in mind. The experience of this is equivalent to watching 1800 seconds of two pairs of early 90s cgi exercise balls who can only communicate via the talking tom app being feed lines generated by an a.i whos training data consisted of lines from Tommy Wiseau movies (sorry, Tommy). The only reason I even found a glimmer of enjoyment from this was because I find shock funny and I was defiantly shocked for the first few minutes. If it weren't for all the boob jiggle, boob close ups and them just talking about their boobs I would have thought this was some sarcastic college project. But what shocked me even more was that I now know that from the studio that produced AOT, Haikyuu, Psycho-Pass and FLCL also includes this thing also on the list. Every second I get the feeling that I have seen the trope somewhere but my brain is so stunned from the poor execution of a very common trope and the sheer number of tropes they managed to mush together in just three minutes. It says it's a gag show but I don't get the gag. Are they talking about the expected reaction people would have from watching it? The show feels like it would need three layers of self awareness in order for it to even be justifiable in calling it a gag show. But in that case it is only the two people who worked on this who are gonna be able to get more than the modicum of enjoyment from this thing. But I honestly don't think that someone who is smart enough to come up with all those layers of "awareness" would ever make such a stupid decision of actually creating this. Everything is horrible. Nothing is good about this show and you should in most cases just stay away as if it had the corona virus. But if you are like me and like shock then the first episode is just three minutes long and I got a good chuckle. But on every analytical basis this is terrible and defiantly deserves to have one of the lowest scores on this site. Thanks for the 1800 seconds I will never get back.

This show is the worst piece of “entertainment” that has ever cursed my eyes. The sisters main power is the fact that their boobs expand to as big as they want and it’s just very creepy how all the characters act with each other. The sister are overtly sexual even thought they’re sisters and the villains are just basic cookie cutter villain and henchman and the voices are like Alvin and the chipmunks but some how worse. The animation is terrible, I get it’s early cg but I see that as no excuse to make the models this ugly and unsettling. Do not watch unless you like horrible shows.